This may sound goofy, but I want to know if you would like to go out with me someimte.
这可能听起来怪怪的，但是我想知道你愿不愿意和我约会。
Monica:
No, I am not in the mood for that right now. I got stolen. That pervert stole my favorite panties.
我没有心情。我被偷了。那个变态偷了我最喜欢的内裤。
Jake:
I guess they must be very hot ones. You are kind of lucky, Mon.
我想肯定是很性感的内裤。你倒算幸运的了，莫。
Monica:
Lucky? You would not not feel lucky if you got stalked by some freak.
幸运？如果你被某个变态跟踪的话，你不会觉得幸运了。
Jake:
Ok. There was this man, a thief, actually. He stole the same guy for seven times, from TV to electric wire.
曾经有这么一个人，实际上是小偷了。他偷了同一个人偷了七次，从电视机到电线。
Monica:
What a hoodoo he is! No, that's not right. It's not the who is the looser game contest. We are getting off the track.
他是够惨的。不，这是不对的。这又不是比谁更衰的比赛。我们有点离题了。
Jake:
Forget about it. Just panties. They are not like first date thong.
算了吧。内裤而已。又不是那么有纪念意义的T裤。
Monica:
Uh, hmm, in fact, they are. I met this perfect man yesterday and he bought them for me. But the real problem is what if the panty fetishist comes back. I think I need to call the police.