英语笑话：A Dog-gone Good Sermon!

A minister delivered his sermon in only ten minutes,

about half the normal time. He apologized, saying,

"I'm sorry to inform you that my dog,

who is very fond of paper, ate the other half of my sermon.

That's why I couldn't deliver the whole thing this morning.

I'm very sorry!"

After the service, a visitor from another church

shook hands with the minister and said, "Pastor,

if that dog of yours has any puppies, I want to

get one so I can give it to the minister of my church!"

布道有「狗」方

有位牧师十分钟就草草结束讲道，只花了平常一半的时间。

他向教友们致歉，并解释道：「各位，很抱歉，我的狗很爱吃纸，

今天讲道的另一半内容被狗吃掉了，所以我没办法全部讲完，

真的很对不起！」

礼拜结束后，有一位从别的教堂来的访客，前来跟这位牧师握手致意，

他说：「牧师先生，您家的狗如果生宝宝的话，能不能送给我一只？

我想转送给我们教堂的牧师！」