Everyday English:I know who God is

A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is
both man and woman."
The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."
The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay
or straight, mommy?"
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God
is both gay and straight.
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks
he finally has answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"

上帝是男是女

一个男孩问妈妈： 妈妈上帝是男人还是女人？
妈妈想了一下说： 上帝既是男人也是女人。
男孩疑惑的问：   那上帝是黑人还是白人？
妈妈答到：       上帝既是黑人也是白人。
男孩感到很好奇： 上帝是喜欢男人还是女人？
妈妈有点担心的回答：上帝既是男人也是女人。
男孩想了一下，突然脸上露出得意的神色， 上帝
是迈克尔杰克逊吗？