Everyday English:One Way to Get Back an Umbrella

There was a man who checked out of a hotel, and after he went out , he
realized that he had forgotten his umbrella  so  he went back inside . But
by the time heentered the hotel again , a couple had already rented his
room, and they were on their honey moon. The man proceeded to his
room, but just as he got near the door he heard a man ask, "Whose
hand is this?" And awoman said,"It's yours." Then the man said,
"Whose mouth is this?" Andthe woman answered, "It's yours.
Next the man said, "And whose nose is this?" and the woman
replied, "It's yours." So the man outside the room said, "Please,
when you get to the umbrella, it's mine.
寻伞记

有一个人在旅馆退房，走出旅馆以後，才想起来雨伞还放在旅馆忘了
拿，於是又折回去。回到旅馆时，已经有一对夫妇住进他先前的房间
，正在度蜜月。当他走近房门时，听到一个男人的声音说：「这是谁
的手呀？」然後一个女人的声音回答：「这是你的手。」男的又问：
「这是谁的嘴呀？」女的回答：「这是你的嘴。」男的再问：「这是
谁的鼻子呀？」女的回答：「这是你的鼻子。」这时，站在外面的那
个人说：「抱歉，待会儿你们问到雨伞时，那是我的！」