我是单身汉

　　Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor." 杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."

死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭

　　Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

　　Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.

　　妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.

　　丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.

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