英语笑话：We Share Everything

On their wedding day a new wife said to her husband,
"From today, we're one; we're married. So I don't want
you to say, 'It's yours' or 'It's mine.' We have to say,
'It's ours.'" And the husband said, "OK."The next
morning, they were in their honeymoon suite, which had
only one toilet: It's romantic to share everything, but
the wife was desperate to go to the bathroom since the
husband had been in there for a very long time.So finally
she said, "Honey! What are you doing in there? Why are
you taking so long?" And the husband said, "Oh,
I'm sorry! I'm having trouble shaving our beard today
because yesterday you used our razor to sharpen our
eyebrow pencil."

共享一切

在新婚之日，新娘对她的丈夫说：「我们已经结婚了，从今天
起就是同一体，所以你不要再说『这是你的，那是我的』，
要说『这是我们的』。」先生同意了。

他们住的蜜月套房只有一间盥洗室，一起共用每样东西的感觉
很浪漫，不过第二天早晨，那位太太急着要用盥洗室，先生却
待在里面久久不出来。最后她忍不住说道：「亲爱的，你在里
面做什么？怎么那么久啊？」先生说：「喔，抱歉！因为昨天
用我们的刮胡刀削我们的眉笔，今天我刮我们的胡子时，
麻烦就大了！」