英语笑话：It’s Safe to Come Home Now

A lady came to report to the police that her husband had

disappeared. So the officer looked at the man’s

photograph, questioned the woman for a few minutes and

then asked whether she wanted to give her husband any

first message if they found him. The wife said,

“Yes, yes! Please tell him don’t worry! My mother didn’t come!”

因惧失踪 　

一位女士去报警说她的老公失踪了。

警察看了她先生的照片，并询问了一会儿，

接着问她：假如他们找到她先生的话，

有没有重要的口信要转达给他？她说：

「是的！请告诉他不要担心，我妈妈没来！」