英语笑话：Something in the Suit

One friend said to another one, "I'm suing my wife." And his

friend asked,"Why? You were just married not long ago.

What's wrong?" The first friend said, "Well, she threw my newest

suit out of the window." And the second friend said, "Just a small

thing like that, and you're suing her in court? My God!"

The first friend then replied, "Yes, but I was inside the suit."  

西装藏玄机
一个人跟朋友说：‘我正在和我太太打官司。’

朋友问：‘为什么呢？不是刚结婚没多久吗？怎么搞的？’

他说：‘她把我最新的西装丢出窗外。’朋友说：‘天啊！

为了这种小事要和她打官司？’他说：‘是啊，因为西装里有我呀！’