Gah, here is some of the transcript of this thing:

    BECK: (imitating Malia) Daddy? Daddy? Daddy, did you plug the hole yet? Daddy?

    PAT GRAY (co-host): (imitating Obama) No I didn't, honey.

    BECK: (imitating Malia) Daddy, I know you're better than [unintelligible]

    GRAY: (imitating Obama) Mm-hmm, big country.

    BECK: (imitating Malia) And I was wondering if you've plugged that hole yet.

    GRAY: (imitating Obama) Honey, not yet.

    BECK: (imitating Malia) Why not, daddy? But daddy--

    GRAY: (imitating Obama) Not time yet, honey. Hasn't done enough damage.

    BECK: (imitating Malia) Daddy?

    GRAY: (imitating Obama) Not enough damage yet, honey.

    BECK: (imitating Malia) Daddy?

    GRAY: (imitating Obama) Yeah?

    BECK: (imitating Malia) Why do you hate black people so much?

    GRAY: (imitating Obama) I'm part white, honey.

    BECK: (imitating Malia) What?

    GRAY: (imitating Obama) What?

    BECK: (imitating Malia) What'd you say?

    GRAY: (imitating Obama) Excuse me?

    BECK: (laughing) This is such a ridiculous -- this is such a ridiculous thing that his daughter-- (imitating Malia) Daddy?

    GRAY: It's so stupid.

    BECK: How old is his daughter? Like, thirteen?

    GRAY: Well, one of them's, I think, thirteen, one's eleven, or something.

    BECK: "Did you plug the hole yet, daddy?" Is that's their -- that's the level of their education, that they're coming to -- they're coming to daddy and saying 'Daddy, did you plug the hole yet?' " Plug the hole!

    GRAY: (imitating Obama) Yes, I was doing some deep-sea diving yesterday, and--

    BECK: (imitating Malia) Daddy?

    GRAY: (imitating Obama) Yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I was doing--

    BECK: (imitating Malia) Why--

    GRAY: (imitating Obama) Yeah, honey, I'm--

    BECK (imitating Malia) Why, why, why, why, do you still let the polar bears die? Daddy, why do you still let Sarah Palin destroy the environment? Why are -- Daddy, why don't you just put her in some sort of a camp?

And on and on it goes like that.

So, to revise the central tenets of Beck's "leave the families alone" credo, people should only criticize the children of public figures of people whom Glenn Beck doesn't like, including the ones who are stillborn.

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