Everyday English:Even A Dog Can Understand It

There was a Russian teacher who walked into a Russian class
for the first time to see his students. He brought in his dog,
and he told the dog to sit, stay, come, go, roll over, drop dead
and so on. The dog did exactly as the teacher commanded,
and so the teacher said, "See class, Russian is so easy that
even a dog can understand it."

连狗都听得懂
有一位俄文老师走进一个班级里，为学生上第一堂俄文课。
他带了他的狗进来，然后用俄语命令狗做一些像是坐下、留在原地、来、
去、打滚、躺下来等等动作，这只狗准确地照指挥做了那些动作。老师
接着跟学生说：「同学们，你们看，俄文这么简单，连狗都听得懂！」