Everyday English:A Sure Way to Get to the Hospital

An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy
intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he
kept bugging the policeman because he was confused. "Excuse
me, Officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?" The
officer was very busy and said, "Just stand here and
you'll get there!"
直通医院的快捷方式  
有个很健忘的人站在车水马龙的十字路口正中央，那里有个警察正忙着
指挥交通，而他不断地去干扰这位值勤的警员，因为他搞不清楚方向。
他问道：「请问一下，警察先生，可以告诉我医院要怎么走吗？」
这个忙不过来的警察对他说：「就站在这里，你就会到医院了！」