No. 7: Luscious Lips Kit

For those women unhappy with the results of today’s numerous lip plumpers, but still too cheap to utilize Restylane injections or other cosmetic surgery measures, then perhaps it is time to get the Luscious Lips Kit. Or not. Get a look that would make Lisa Rinna jealous with only a few pumps of the plunger-looking device that Luscious Lips instructs you to place to your lips. Luscious Lips utilizes a “natural vacuum process” to pull fluid into the lips, plumping the lips while increasing circulation in the lip area. The Luscious Lips pump is supposed to plump up the small lines visible on the lips. By doing this, your lips will allegedly become “smoother, fuller and younger.” Unfortunately, this is not the miracle women with thin lips all over the world have been searching for. Not only does this gadget not work, but the consensus seems to be that it actually hurts. Even Luscious Lips’ website warns of bruising.

No. 6: The Face Trainer

Now, anyone can look like a bizarre, futuristic ninja while tightening sagging facial skin. There seem to be many crazy beauty gadgets on the market claiming that skin tightening can be achieved by taping, pulling, pushing, or otherwise holding the skin on the face in place for prolonged periods of time. In this instance, the Face Trainer attempts to bring resistance training to your face by making simple face movements more difficult, thereby exercising the muscles in the face and neck. This gadget seems to mistakenly connect muscle growth with wrinkle prevention and skin tightening. Not surprisingly, this product does not produce any positive results. As unfortunate as it may be, the reality of the situation is that skin tightening or other enhancement requires a more invasive procedure than wearing a face mask that you can wear to ski in afterwards.

No. 5: Neckline Slimmer

The Neckline Slimmer clearly has enough maniacs trying it so that its manufacturer can afford to advertise via television commercial. The Neckline Slimmer claims to reverse the effects of aging without cosmetic surgery, specifically related to those unsightly jowls prevalent in the more elderly community. According to their advertisements, removal or prevention of jowls can be achieved by merely holding the gadget to your chin area with their special hand-held device. In essence, the Neckline Slimmer is supposed to exercise your face and neck muscles to reduce the size of your neckline. For a mere two minutes a day, you can allegedly eliminate any loose skin, as well as neck folds and double-chins. In action, this gadget just makes your head bounce up and down. The product doesn’t actually seem to provide any resistance, which is essential to building muscle. Also, increasing your neck muscle has nothing to do with hanging neck skin. Obviously, moving your head up and down for a few minutes a day is not enough to prevent the aging process, nor is it enough to encourage weight loss in your neck area.

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