Got the Money Anyway

　　(A Comic Piece for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala 2009)

　　Play script by Cui Kai et al.

　　Characters

　　Uncle Zhao, acted by Zhao Benshan

　　Shenyang, acted by Shen He

　　CCTV Man, acted by Bi Fujian

　　Yadar, acted by Wang Jinfeng (Mao Mao)

　　小品：“不差钱”

　　(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)

　　编创者 崔凯 等

　　表演者 赵本山、沈鹤、毕福剑、王金凤(毛毛)

　　(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)

　　(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow。)

　　赵本山：到了。

　　毛毛： 到了。

　　赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。

　　毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。

　　赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。

　　毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。

　　赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？

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