赵本山：有志向。

　　小沈阳：哎，来了。

　　赵本山：来，先把这卤子喝了，这孩子饿了。

　　毛毛： 爷爷，有点咸了。

　　赵本山：没事，给她整碗水去。

　　小沈阳：免费的水，不是？

　　赵本山：白开水就行。真够抠的。

　　Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Listen here, Yadar. When Mr. Bi from CCTV's Starlight Broadway c'mes, you must show you' best, OK? It's the best opport'nity for you' own future. Grandpa's been preparin' you over the past 40-plus years。

　　Yadar Grandpa, see how old I am now。

　　Uncle Zhao I prepared you' daddy for 30 extra years. Though he ain't good enough, he's the chief of the township's cultural center. So you really should outdo him. Can you make it or not?

　　Yadar I can。

　　Uncle Zhao Swear if you're serious。

　　Yadar The Yangtze River like the Hong waters rolls on and on,

　　Each wave behind higher than the one at the front。

　　Young people are born to challenge their elders;

　　I'll beach my daddy like... like a wrecked old ship。

　　Uncle Zhao Good for you / Well said!

　　(Shenyang enters again。)

　　Shenyang Here's the sauce for you。

　　Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Eat this, so you won't be too hungry。

　　Yadar Grandpa, it's a bit salty。

　　Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Fetch her s'me water to drink。

　　Shenyang You mean free water?

　　Uncle Zhao Just plain boiled water, you miser

　　(毕福剑上)

　　小沈阳： 哟，你不是那谁吗，你是那个.....。蒙住了。朱军？！不是朱军。白岩松？！不是。老毕.....。你是毕老师吗？！

　　毕福剑：我姓毕。

　　小沈阳：哎呀我的妈呀，毕老师来了。你咋出来了呢？哎呀我的妈呀，快来人啊，毕老师，一会儿该跑了。

　　赵本山：干啥，吵吵巴火的，让狼撵了咋的？

　　小沈阳：毕老师.....。

　　赵本山：我知道，这就是我要请的客人。

　　小沈阳：哎呀我的妈呀，毕老师，你给我照个相呗！

　　赵本山： 你先等一会儿。刚到是吧？

　　毕福剑：刚到，刚到。

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